Thank you for your letter and for the photographs you sent me. What lovely teeth you have! I'm sorry your letter took so long to reach me; can I suggest you apply some postage next time? To answer your questions in order:
No dear, that’s not very attractive.
No, I definitely wouldn't do that.
No, but that’s not really an outfit, is it?
No, I think you've outgrown those pants.
No, dear, not everyone does it like that.
Yes, you will need to do some tweaking.
I do hope you’ll take my advice, dear.