I was intrigued by your letter - such a modern relationship! Skyping and Facetime and such – it’s all a mystery to me, of course but my dear niece assures me many couples interact through the Internet these days. I believe she attracts a great deal of admirers herself via her regular webcam appearances; what a liberated girl she is!
You must be very excited at the prospect of finally meeting your long-distance beau. I agree, his flight is extremely expensive and what a shame it has been cancelled four times now, but of course it is fine to keep sending the money – it will be as safe as houses in his account at the Union Bank of Nigeria.