I asked Mum if, when she did go to the shops, she could get me some more of the fizzy yoghurt I'd had last week. I'd never had anything like it before; it was really tangy and zingy. She looked confused and said she hadn't bought any yoghurt for months. Crafty Mum! No wonder I'd found it hidden away right at the back of the fridge - she wanted it all for herself! I gave her a knowing smile and went to change into my green jumper with the leather elbow patches, to get me into a Greased Lightnin' mood. Still nothing from Lucy. I expect her phone is out of credit. I'd offer to lend her some money but after giving mum the extra house-keeping and forking out on all that aloe vera ultra soft Andrex, I only had £8.13 to last me through the month. And I needed that for a Clearasil emergancy.