Jo Edwards
Find me on Facebook
  • Home
  • About the author
  • Latest Release - Upstairs at Derek's
  • Reviews
  • Free ebooks!
  • Other e-book formats available
  • Yours, Eunice
  • Contact
  • Jo Edwards Photography

Foggy's Blog

I am Morten Astley Fogarty - call centre agent and singer - this is my blog - welcome!

Back to Home page

Foggy's Blog Update

2/24/2013

1 Comment

 
I couldn’t concentrate on my calls today; all I could think about was tonight’s audition. One customer became extremely upset with me after asking for a quote to insure his toy poodle. I told him we only covered real animals but he simply wouldn’t accept it. He asked to speak to a manager but George wasn’t around – he’d taken Lucy into the meeting room because she still looked upset. Jess said she would pretend to be a manager and took the call from me, but she accidentally pressed the Release button and said “Oops! Cut the bugger off.” We both put our turrets into ‘aftercall’ so if he phoned straight back, someone else would get him. 
      I ran through the lyrics in my head, humming the tunes quietly to myself. I’d practised Summer Nights as much as I could last night in my room and my throat felt a bit raw from repeated “Na-hites!” It was a very difficult note to hit. Even Myra had struggled; I recalled my goldfish vibrating each time she’d attempted it. When I’d gone downstairs to get a glass of water, My Ryder from next door was sitting in the kitchen. Mum said he’d come round to say how much he was enjoying my singing, which was very nice of him. He suggested it would be good for my lung capacity if I sang as loudly as I could non-stop for twenty minutes so I went back to my room and did just that. I think they must have really loved it because I’m sure I heard them joining in after the "well-a well-as" with a loud "huh!". 
     Lucy returned from her meeting with George and I gave her a big supportive smile. She was clearly very touched as her face crumpled and she fled toward the toilets in tears. It was typical of her kind nature not to mention my text message; she must know I’d feel embarrassed by the kiss. George came over and placed an envelope on my desk. “There’s your invite, Foggy.” How exciting! I said “Oh great! Are you having a birthday party?” He looked at me very strangely and said “No. You’re having a disciplinary hearing.” I opened the letter and saw the hearing was in one week’s time. My head felt all swimmy and my mouth went dry. I couldn’t worry about this now; I had to concentrate on tonight. I’d worry about it tomorrow. 

                    
1 Comment
Brisbane GFE link
6/15/2025 05:22:59 am

It sounds like you had quite an eventful day at work.

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    Profile:
    Morten Astley Fogarty aka
    Foggy
    DOB: 22/11/1988
    Works at: Perypils Insurance, Customer Account Handler
    Studied at: Shodsworth Comprehensive
    Lives: in Gloucester
    In a relationship with: Myra
    Likes: Singing, Katy Perry, Acting, Kristen Stewart,
    sharks, dinosaurs, films with sharks in them, films with dinosaurs in them.

    Archives

    June 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.